Friday, February 27, 2009

Very important questions

In Zen Buddhist thought there are Zen koans that each student is to ponder and be mindful about. They are questions that are tautological in that they have answers that only bring one back to the original question.

So, I have a few Westernized koans for you to ponder:

1) If an ambulance is in the HOV lane and the person dies on the way to a hospital does the driver have to get into the other lanes?
2) If a hearse is carrying a body do they have the right to the HOV lane?
3) Why do naked people in the locker room of my gym talk with me standing there in all their nakedness?
4) Why am I asking you?

Just trying to be entertaining on this Friday morning. Have a wonderful day. Thanks, Jenn's Mom!

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